"Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies?
I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window.
I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey.
I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me.
I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air
because he knows he got me.
Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie,
preferably one with a really awesome
musical number for no apparent reason. "